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Poorly Constructed Thought Screen Helmets
Don’t let this happen to you!!! Poorly constructed thought screen helmets like the ones above are of little protection against the evil alien race abducting citizens and then controlling their minds....
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I’m Free From Thought Screen Helmet Aliens
A Small Price To Pay Although this particular model of thought screen helmet has several drawbacks, (The inability to see oncoming traffic, difficulty entering doorways, and a target for ridicule) it...
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Are We Not Men?
We Are Devo Photographic evidence that aliens controled humankind in the 1980’s. The new wave rock band Devo knew of the thought control and attempted to sever the telepathic link to the alien race by...
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Jack Black And The Thought Screen Helmet
Evidently actor Jack Black is being controlled by an evil race of aliens. Grassy Knoll Institute scientists believe that Mr. Black, even though he wears his thought screen helmet, has constructed a...
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England Knows About Thought Screen Helmets
The British Crown has long known about the evil race of aliens attempting to control citizens minds through telepathy. For over 100 years, Buckingham Palace guards, who guard the Queen and the royal...
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Thought Screen Helmet Hair
One of the drawbacks of wearing the stylish thought screen helmet is classic Helmet Hair Syndrome. You see, once you are abducted, you must forever wear the thought screen helmet to prevent any more...
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Thought Screen Helmet Disguise
In an attempt to blend in while wearing the thought screen helmet to keep evil aliens from invading your mind and controlling your thoughts and actions, Spiro Agnestesio has invented the thought...
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Thought Screen Helmet Sale
In an effort to prevent citizens of Earth constructing faulty thought screen helmets to avoid alien abduction, the Grassy Knoll Institute has produced a new and improved helmet. Our rocket scientists...
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Improper Thought Screen Helmet Design
Sadly, Lars didn’t quite understand the translated instructions for the construction of his thought screen helmet. Clearly, there was no velostat cloth used and the helmet did not cover his ears. This...
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Thought Screen Helmet – Pumpkin Head
For the upcoming Halloween season, manufacturers at the Thought Screen Helmet factory are offering a special design for parties and events. We aptly call it, The Pumpkin Head. You won’t have to worry...
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State Highway Patrol Thought Screen Helmet
No one is immune to the evil race of aliens using telepathy to control the minds of citizens throughout the world. And the State Highway Patrol is prepared in case they are the next target. For the...
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Thought Screen Helmet Inauguration Fittings
Just In Time For The Inaugural Ball As was expected, the Grassy Knoll Institutes scientific studies conclude that alien telepathic activity spikes during presidential inaugurations. With...
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Thought Screen Helmet Companion
Pam Anderson's Obama Inaugural Ball Date Thought Screen Helmet Companions. Just in time for president elect Barack Obama’s inauguration. Don’t let evil aliens that are controlling your thoughts put a...
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Consequences Not Wearing Thought Screen Helmet
Consequences Of Not Wearing A Thought Screen Helmet Just Saying… Don’t let this happen to you!!! Make sure your thought screen helmet is properly constructed. Do not skimp on the magical 3M velostat...
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Thought Screen Helmet Suit
The Thought Screen Helmet Suit. For maximum protection on those heavy flow days. (Wait a minute, wrong commercial) Submitted by Gumby, ruler of Pokey: Hey Curator guy, other than the obvious reason,...
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Stop Alien Abductions Telethon
This Sunday the Stop Alien Abductions Foundation will be airing a 24 hour telethon to highten awareness of the many sufferers who must wear thought screen helmets to prevent further alien abduction....
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Thought Screen Helmet Wearers On The Go
Hello! Is This Gary Busey? Thought Screen Helmet wearers have a new choice to the shut in lives they now lead thanks to the newly designed Though Screen Helmet phone. (Many citizens must wear a thought...
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William Shatner Abducted By Aliens
Got...To...Get...Away Star Trek XI made a galactic splash at the movie theaters this summer becoming the most popular Star Trek film in the entire franchise. Not only that, but Star trek XI is one of...
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A Horse Is A Horse Of Course Of Course
Even Mister Ed Knows An Improperly Constructed Thought Screen Helmet When He Sees One. Of Course! The Grassy Knoll Institute is disappointed that people susceptible to alien abduction are not taking...
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Thought Screen Helmet Leaders – Naked
Elusive Naked Acknowledged Leaders To the many sufferers of space alien abductees and the preventative measures they must endure, the above photograph offers more proof that these aliens really do...
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